The paper got leg ah
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Friday, November 21, 2008
12:04 PM
Email date was dated at 3.46pm on 20/11/08 and it was attention to Nobit.
Norbit reaction to the email:
1 hr later ~~~~~~~~~ surf net
2 hr later~~~~~~~~~ msn
yeah *knock off*
Date: 21/11/08
Time: 9am
Miracle things happen: Paper was at my desk *wide eyes*
Ooooooo the paper got leg, walk to my desk, *roll eyes*
Wah i didn't that actually we can drag our work do other stuff till after colleague/s left then sneakily put it on their table and NOOOOOO god forbid that i tell them when they are still in the office no cannot and i can just act blur the next day, maybe they will be deluded and see that the email is attention to them and NOOOOO i did not put it on their table cos u know what? the paper moved by itself *roll eyes*
See i can shua tai ji too *roll eyes till my eye balls hurt*
Love,
Bimbo
*knnbccb may u eyes leak pus*
Happy Family
♥
Friday, November 7, 2008
2:04 PM
Mousey : "Hello everyone... this is Mousey. Sorry for not updating this dirty lot of space for the past few months or so. But then again, who cares?"
Mousey : "Without any further ado, here's the character introduction which we owed you ladies and germs for so long"
Codename : Bimbo
Description : Sad to say she's the only sweet young thing in our office. Diligent and pretty, as always.
*Bimbo flips her hair and rolls her eyes*
"yo yo check it out man, i love beer, stick out my tongue and reveal my tummy" *sound so wrong*
Codename : Norbit
Description : Plump and grotesque. Bootlicker. Always steal food. Finishes all the teabreak leftovers, nuts in our office. Has a special craving for Italian sausages.
"I love papaya, peanuts and sex!"
Codename : Ms MSN
Description : Scandalous. MILF. Always dreamy about sex.
Codename : Lau Hero (Old Hero)
Description : Hawaiian wannabe. Peaceful but semi deaf. Drives the company van Too Fast Too Furious. Seventy plus and still going strong.
Codename : Seahum
Description : Claims to strike 4D, Toto every week. A Feng Shui specialist. Also a goodness knows all in our office. A dormant volcano.
*bing bing bang bang*
Codename : Steven Lim look-alike (SLL), Wild Boar
Description : A self centered, proud, snobbish, stubborn, horrible freak. Always has his hands in his pockets stimulating himself. In built bad breath which make kids cry. Stashes his room with blown up dolls.
Codename : Merlion
Description : Liability to company. Come to office eat and sleep and dirties the male toilet only. Bosses wrote off his existance eons ago.
"Zzzzz...."
Codename : Lady Boss, Godmother.
Description : Bimbo's Godmother. Loves apples. Showers both of us with extra treatment. Has a tongue which could hurt any mother's son or daughters badly.
Other than that she actually has a heart of gold.
Codename : Male Boss... duhz.
Description : The man closest to God. For he's the One whom pays us at the end of the day. Nuff said.
wah wah wah wah wah
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Thursday, November 6, 2008
5:36 PM
A VERY LOUD HIIIIIIIII TO EVERYONE!!!!!!
*doubt anybody read anyway*
Life has been good so far, Mousey still slave to SLL and me still slave to norbit. Guess you guys must have thought we would have leave this hell working place already right. Well, me and mousey cannot bear to leave our godmother behind as she's really very good to us, oh forgot to mention godmother is none other than our lady boss. *big wide grin*
Well i don't know whether is it a happy or sad things to say........... but sea hum is better towards me and mousey now so that means we will have nothing nasty to blog about her *kinda sad actually* but im sure u guys will rather we lead a better life here than everyday being torture right? right? right?
On a random note, yesterday while walking out for our lunch, i felt a sharp pain at my armpit area, my right armpit to be exact. I tried to touch it and slowly it became itchy, i don't understand why all of a sudden my armpit will feel pain and itchy so i scratch my armpit in public, Mousey was disturb by the scene and walked away with a disgusted look on his face, wth right, as if he no armpit like that, as if his armpit not itchy like that. Anyway, my fingers caught onto something and i pull out, it was what u know, an ant........................i was bitten at my armpit by an ant -____________-''' . Why ah?
Well, i really have nothing to blog about u know, nothing leh mousey. I've lost the magical touch. *hide in a corner and cry*
Love,
OB
It's a big red ant loh.
I suspect the red ant bitten her cos it's entrapped by the studs in her armpit. Hoho.
God breast me for spoiling this.
- Mousey
Ultimatum
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Friday, March 28, 2008
10:35 PM
Dear Seahum,
Do you know that you could be part of Singapore Guinness Book of Records?
Guess you are just simply unaware that how ridiculous and how much of a 'chicken pie' you have been for the past year or so?
Nin nabei,
Main server printer no paper, my fault. (I'm in toilet using toilet paper)
Main server BLACK ink catridge depleted, my fault. (I printed 4 coloured pages ONLY)
Air-con not on, my fault. (WTF?)
No more hot water, my fault. (do you want to blame me for no Ice cubes in fridge too?)
Toilet bowl got shit stain, my fault. (you probably can diagnose where is Mas Selamat by toilet stains too I guess?)
Your office desk got cockroach, my fault? (Xiao Qiang! Yuan Wang ah!)
Office got mouse, my fault also? (Brownie!)
Internet connection broke off, you accused me hacked into main server and simi lanjiao 'port filtering'.
And you discovered a virus at main server today and you maligned that it is through a file I've attached in my emails. (For the benefit of all Mankind, the 'file' is just a scanned document... didnt know besides dust particles, we could actually 'scan' virus into computer also.)
And nin nama,
You don't have to act pitiful and confide in SLL (Steven Lim Lookalike) that I'm making things difficult for you lah.
Big chicken pie.
Even if SLL side with you I also can't be in the least bothered at all.
Every morning bing bing bang bang here and there, you which part buay song? Left, right, center, in, out, up your ass?
SLL or the bosses came in, you start acting demure like Little Red Riding Hood and hiss and heehee here and there like gila xiao ding dong.
An advice,
My mother says hor, if you got illness, you should treat it while you still got hope lah.
But IMHO, I think you no hope liao loh.
No elixir can help you also.
And no, those abalone, bird nest, you Ji Kup from our company won't help with your mental illness despite me not being a Psychiatrist.
You once told me you could easily trace what websites we surf hor?
And I guess you took a lot of pride in surfing what we surf in office everyday probably hoping to get my sex scandal photos or videos like Edison Chen yah?
Sorry to disappoint you hor, I'm a virgin, so no photos loh.
Seriously I suspect got spiders went into your chicken pie and built a colony inside leh.
That's why your husband don't want to give it to you right? And probably that's the best reason every morning you so frustrated.
Tsk tsk.
Can't blame your husband you know?
Which guy in his sane of mind would want to fuck spider?
Before I end this letter, here's a tip for you about your daughter who is probably in remand centre or girls home right now:
Since you everyday share and wear your daughters' clothes, bra, panties and such, why don't you just wear her clothes (don't care got bra or panties anot) and go get locked up on her behalf instead?
Trust me, your daughter will be very touched if you do that.
And hey, I might just visit you with a can of abalone too.
Peace out.
- Mousey
Blackforest cake
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Monday, March 17, 2008
4:39 PM
My LB (lady boss) offered me a slice of blackforest cake and...
Laalaalaa...
My heart goes ji boom ji boom...
Blood courses furiously through my veins...
My face flushed with redness...
I feel like I'm in love again...
...
Damn, there's liquor inside the cake lah...
No wonder I feel so drunk...
Lucky I haven't get my driving license yet.
Wait they catch me for drink driving how.
Blackheart cake ah.
PS: On another note, this piece of news is brought to you Live by Bimbo... Sea Hum is having her period again! Ooo hooo... gonna run... gonna hide...
- Mousey
Hello~
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Friday, March 14, 2008
2:53 PM
*clearing the spider sperm off this page*
Harlow every burdy! :D~
After going on approximately 100+ days hiatus without updating this site...
I would like to let you guys know that my mother's son is still alive... and sad to say, I'm still working here too...
Much do I anticipate and look forward to moving on with my life, having a change in job and working environment, my wish was declined...
One of the reason I've stopped updating this site as I thought I'm quitting and parting with Bimbo for good you see... but well... sometimes things just doesn't goes as much as you planned in life. I found and accepted a new job. Signed the letter of appointment. Theoretically I should have formally resigned on this Tuesday but...
My resignation was rejected!
Not that it's that big a deal but just to let you know my Boss has never stopped anyone from leaving this company before.
After a heart to heart talk with my boss in his kind office for a combined, hour or so on Tuesday, he even offered to shoulder the hefty fine imposed on me for breaking the letter of appointment and to the agency. He also told me he will give me an increment too.
So after weighing all the PROS (Pay increment, Boss pay my penalties) and CONS (CB lang trio still around), and much against my wishes,
I've decided to stay.
According to all the online suggestions and advice, I know I should never accept a counteroffer from my former employer at all costs... But that's something I could not explain further... I could only divulge that I'm indebted to him...
Bimbo also happy about my decision to stay back too.
Heh.
Right now my priority is to get my driving license.
For one of my boss unfulfilled promises is that he will get me a G plate vehicle (is it a van?) when I got my license.
Life seems to be good :)
...
At least for now.
- Mousey
Sea Hum Chicken Pie
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Monday, December 3, 2007
2:05 PM
Nothing much has happened since the last update.
Life still sucks as with the people around here (cept you of cos, Bimbo)
As a matter of fact, to think it actually crossed my mind to make peace with Sea Hum 2 weeks ago (Peace to the World, people!) Man, I couldn't erred worse than that. Not only have I abolished that thought, the situation between us had worsen so bad till I occasionally hallucinating tying her up and stab her with fork loh (and no, I'm not into bondage... at least not with her).
Only had my internet connection on a part time basis (could only connect to the network less than 50% of the time) since last week. 'Why leh?' you asked me. I consulted the Plofessional (Sea Hum) and all she could told me is 'I dunno eh I dunno eh I dunno eh' *chants*.
Yet whenever the bosses yelled that they are affected and could not access the wireless network too, she starts to react differently.
If only things were as easy as it seems though. (she solves the problem, kaput, case closed etc)
Everytime she resets the router (how hard can this be), she chose to do it in her infamous way of ping ping bang bang. And she eventually started to self talk too!(maybe not self talk, but cursing Bimbo and me instead).
After a few days, she jumped into conclusion and actually has the cheek to accuse Bimbo and me, guilty of 'ports filtering'.
Har? Simi ports filtering? Airport and fish fillet I know but aku (me) don't know what she meant by ports filtering. Worse still, she starts telling every father, mothers' sons and daughters it's due to our fault thats why bosses cannot connect to the wireless network.
I catch your pardon. Simi lanjiao (blue bird)?
Bimbo and me didn't tampered with any settings loh you this sick pathetic mother.
She thought everyone is like her you know. So eng (free) can plot devious plans to sabotage others just for the sheer sinister glee of it. She fails to acknowledge both me and Bimbo are actually very busy one lor!
Everyday got people die but why can't she be one of them.
On another note, I fly Bimbo's kite and didn't have lunch with her today.
To make matters worse, I had it with SLL (Steven Lim Lookalike)...
Dear Bimbo, could you please forgive me?
- Mousey
Buon giorno
♥
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
5:07 PM
Buon giorno~
Sono indietro~
Lo mancate?
Cannot believe I've spent the previous week in Italy siah. Come to think about it, everything is like a blur. Not that the trip is fantastic anyway. I were there with my boring technical manager, what you expect -___-
The meals aren't as fantastic as I think it would be. Macdonalds, Pizza, Sandwich and Macdonalds again is all I had during my 5 days stay from Bologna and Milan. Pathetic eh? (on two days I only survived on half a sandwich too...) And I only get to sleep 3-4 hours per day... (mainly due to jet lag and my technical manager waking up at 3am every night doesn't help me much either)
Alright.
Enough of my whining.
It's isn't that bad.
On a plus side, I do get to visit the infamous
Milan Cathedral, Duomo di Milano though~
Pretty neat place to pray in, isn't it?
PS: During my week long of research which spans from Bologna to Reggio Emilia to Milan and Legnano, I had a shocking discovery that 99% Italian girls has big butts!
...
This makes me ponder whether Bimbo has Italian blood in her...
...
Heh.
- Mousey
Bimbo strikes again
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
10:09 AM
Hey, i know its unglam for me and no image but i will like to say.........i accidentally eat my pee sai. -__________'''
Taste salty well actually quite nice
Love,
bimbo
vedali la settimana prossima (See you next week)
♥
Sunday, November 11, 2007
7:56 PM
This really ought to be my last post, minutes before I leave my house for the airport bah.
This isn't no joke, but I really forget about bringing fresh underwears till my girlfriend reminds me a few minutes ago! Phew!
See you all in a week's time!
Bye bye Bimbo~!
- Mousey
