Two Happy Workers!

A Genuine Smile

♥ Thursday, September 27, 2007 2:00 PM

*slacking*

During lunch i went to the bank to cash out my pay, yes im so broke that i need to cash out immdiately, and also being a very nice person/colleague/friend, i helped mousey to deposit his cheque also. He will be rich when he's back from his work trip.

I took a bus from my workplace, bo bian, SLL not there to give me a lift, Lao Hero went out also, left Merlion but Sea hum is going to the bank with him also so i decided if i go there early, i can left early and not bump into her.

So i proceeded to walk reallly fast but was held up by the bus so when i reached there, i saw Sea Hum, but she didn't saw me, so i was safe. She was on the other side, doing remittance services for my company and i was queuing up for cash deposit side. My queue started to move very fast, so i thought i can hide behind a pillar and she will not see me. My plan failed, she saw me and.......guess what........

SHE GAVE ME A SMILE. And she said to ask Merlion to give me a lift back to the office. The smile was so genuine and warm and so friendly, it can melts anyone's heart and suddenly she seems like an angel. I feel so ________ (pls insert your own words).

AHEM *back to work*

Love,
OB

Bon voyage to me

♥ Monday, September 24, 2007 7:39 AM

*traumatized*

Sian.
How come I so unlucky one... Of all days, it must rain on this Monday morning... Moreever I have to carry all my barang barang (luggage + a biggie A1 poster bag + laptop) and stand at the roadside to flag a cab to Yishun to meet SLL later... And in case you are wondering, no, there's no new airport at Yishun area... No doubt you've guessed correctly that I'll be flying later but we (actually just me, SLL is going there because I need his car) have to go to a factory to resolve the machine problems first.

Thinking of spending 1 week at Manila with SLL makes me feel so sian. Probably the longest period of time be with him abroad I guess. Hoped everything turns out just fine and hoped I don't get mugged at some dark alley during our routine drinking sessions starting tonight.

Also keeping my fingers crossed that Bimbo can crop well in the office this week... Guess her lunch sessions gonna suck without me around *hoho, brags*

Kind of sad that I've to end my pen abruptly here.

See you guys again in 1 week time, eh, October that is.

When September ends.

XXXX

♥ Wednesday, September 19, 2007 5:48 PM

I want to curse but then Mousey says our blog is PG one so....bo bian.

Wah this world is so unfair lah, why is it that whatever things i do sea hum will be angry but when norbit do, everything will be fine leh??????? U TELL ME LAH? TELL ME!!!!! *eyes sibeh wide* Ya lah, becos i joined this company later than her so consider junior lah so can bully lah BIG FLOWER ah?????

Just now there's a phone call looking for A**, and becos she used to call herself that so i passed the phone to her, little did i know, she said loudly that the caller called the wrong person and proceed to BANG!! slam down the phone then like machiam i killed her whole family and rape her dog, not that she has a dog but i just want to emphasize her hatred for me.

Life is miserable for me in the office when she's around, i bet my life will be from worse to worst next week as mousey is not around to curse with me.....hoho. Next week.... yes next week, everybody count down for me ba.

Love,
Bimbo

Bowling King

♥ Monday, September 17, 2007 4:12 PM

*clears my throat*

Sorry for the lack of posts lately...
Please take it in the right stride that we didn't update probably due to our commitment towards our work for the past week...
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Like Bimbo, I'm addicted to Bowling King as well.
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Trust me, this comic is that good :)
(it's available at all major bookshop and stores around you, now!)

Reading these comics kind of inspired me to pick up bowling as a pastime again... Come to think about it, it's been more than a year and a half since I last bowled... and dang, I'm NOT a pro... SLL (Steven Lim lookalike) seems to have a misconception of me that as I do own a bowling ball, I'm a pro... but... I'm not (Highest score to date is just 192 only)! The reason I've got my own shoes and ball is simply because I've got a great distaste for house balls and not to mention their foot rot shoes... Convenience sake which you would call it... Just that I want to enjoy each of my bowling sessions more and to the utmost.

Sigh... will be outstationed to Philippines for the whole of next week.
Hope Bimbo could cope with Shellfish and Merlion in my absence...
Bimbo, wo yong yuen zhi ci ni (you've my moral support always)!

- Mousey

Reading is good

♥ Tuesday, September 11, 2007 11:21 AM

Recently i've started reading, ya ya i know i'm so studious right? Well, i'm not exactly a bimbo ok, i READ. I've got a thirst for knowledge OKIE.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing a nice nice very chocolatey nice book,

滚球王

WHY? CANNOT AH? COMIC BOOK ALSO BOOK WHAT? *wide eye*

Very the nice leh, i risk my my image of laughing in the bus just to read leh, damn funny lah.

Love,
OB

PS# Want to know the story ask me lah, or buy the book. Oh and i blog....lalala

'Hong Gan'

♥ Monday, September 10, 2007 11:26 AM

Today seems to be a very hong gan (screwed up) day for me.

Seems to me every Monday guarantee plus chop will rain one. Perhaps... God, the Divine one, has Monday blues as well?

The shoik shoik (very nice) weather which anyone would rather laze in bed aside, our bosses are actually lunching in!

Yeah, both of them!

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However, Bimbo managed to escape as she's lunching out with her OBBF...

Sibeh, sibeh sian loh. (very disappointed, sad x 100)

Moreever, I work here plus minus 1 year already. This is the first time:
i) BOTH of them arrived at office before 9am.
ii) BOTH of them are lunching in.

Very wierd indeed!

In other words, the pressure upon my back won't be lifted till 6pm today (they are sitting behind me, aren't you touched that I'm risking my life typing these?).

Ponders if there's any other sway (unpleasant) thing coming my way for the rest of today.

And geez,

This definitely feels like I'm in a detention class or something.

- Mousey

*Updates - LB had a few sacks of tea leaves and tea bags to let each of us choose and bring 1 home. I chose a tiny box of tea bags where someone else took BOTH of them. Greedy and selfish, that's Shellfish aka Sea Hum to you.*

Home alone

♥ Saturday, September 8, 2007 10:55 AM

Didn't expect me to even resume my work (reply emails & follow up on machine problems) on a non working, Saturday morning.

Is this an early sign of a workaholic?

Heh.

Re-added a page counter to this site as per OBBF (Office Bimbo Boy Friend) request (yep, being our possible only fan at this site, Office Bimbo and me values his feedback a lot, really!)

Hope the overall colours and design is still okay. I'm colour blind you see. For any constructive comments or suggestions, please use our shoutbox :) (yeah, we love y'all) ------>

Ps: Had a very disturbing dream that Shellfish aka Sea Hum actually visits this blog on a regular basis. And no, it's a nightmare and definitely not a wet dream, really! (though I woke up drenched in cold sweat, heh.)

Home alone,
Mousey

Hihi *waves*

♥ Friday, September 7, 2007 11:22 AM

Hihi, sorry for not blogging. Anyway also nobody read.

Recently I had constipation and in a bad mood, so don't really feel like blogging, anyway, the reason why i blog is because.....dang....i shitted/shit yesterday and today, extreme stomachache and lots of farts, thus i'm a happy person now, so happy that the sky is in rainbow colours, and everyone looks like angels except sea hum.....she's devil in disguise. I still hate her.

lalala

Love,
OB

Why me? Why?

♥ Thursday, September 6, 2007 5:11 PM

Our beloved LB was in such a foul mood today. Maybe because she didn't get it last night or simply she's upset her husband is going to Indonesia with SLL (Steven Lim lookalike) today.

Kana left, right, center from her since early morning. Even couple minutes before as I type this post.

Perhaps it's due to a fact which she doesn't like Steven Lim, that much. But why must she dislike and discriminate SLL too? Tsk tsk, afterall, as our mothers' sons, we can't possibly control (maybe can control pimples) how we'll look like in real life, can we?

This is so goddamned frakkin sick.

She don't like SLL why vent it on me siah.

Being a diligent and hardworking worker, I'm glued to my seat and only get to take a sip of water till now... not to mention I haven't even pee for the whole of today, yet. Talking about dehydration and unhealthy huh?

*pat my own back*

- poor Mousey

Chicken Little

♥ Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:55 AM

Did a few stupid things on the way to work this morning.

i) Subconciously, groggily, applied my Loreal facial wash to 'shampoo' my hair.

ii) I forgot to take my fare card. I'm rooted at the LRT entrance, fidgeting, looking for my farecard, with a small queue of people behind me :D

iii) I actually tried to answer a phone call on the train forgetting the fact my MP3 ear piece is still in my ears. Made a few sweet and ugly looking girls giggled at me.

iv) I took the stairs (not lift), and went to the wrong office which was 1 storey above us.

Maybe too much KFC is getting the better of me : (

I feel so cock.

From a cockster,
Mousey