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Friday, August 31, 2007
10:48 PM
The what Big Dog aside, I find this video actually good... : )
Watched this a couple of times too but strange enough, I don't see any 'buttons' on them : )
*Update* My nephew just came in while I'm watching this and shouted that I'm watching porn...
Dang... ( -___-')
From a sick Mousey (Sick as in I'm really Sick k... not Sick minded...)
OBBF
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
8:52 PM
Hello ladies and germs :D
I'm so bored stiff this evening so I surf and didn't expect I could actually stumble upon this gold!
Ever wonder how OBBF (Office Bimbo Boy Friend) looks like in real life? Prince charming? Yes? No? I searched the whole internet and found this video of a shemale whom best resembles him, himself!
Office Bimbo is on sweet leave tomorrow :(
*shows stint of jealousy that she gets to enjoy a long weekend & no need to work tomorrow*
...
But I'm keeping my fingers crossed that she don't have to wait till Monday to watch this soon :)
On leave today... this break is much needed to break yet another monotonous week. Here I am, typing this blog entry with comfort on my bed... Heh. Not to mention it has been raining whole morning too... brrr... :)
Bimbo probably slogging in office without my presence I guess :) Keeping my fingers crossed about that... har, har :)
Alas, since it has been a rainy day, I will dedicate the following MTV to all ladies and germs out there :)
Man, she's hawt :)
PS: On another note, I've finally beaten SLL (Steven Lim lookalike) 159-139 at BLOKUS this morning... His first defeat in close to 30 years! Can you believe it?
Hah. Such a happy day :)
Life suck. - Mousey
Happy Birthday Lady Boss!
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007
5:15 PM
Only on this day and time of the year, My guts is true, So grateful for the scoldings you gave, So thankful of you.
There' simply couldn't be a better time to thank you for, All you do, all you gave, all you are, There couldn't be a better time to tell you, How much you are feared.
May today be once in a lifetime happy day for you.
You are part Ross. You're intelligent and adored by your parents. However, your lack of social skills causes you to talk too much and try too hard. While your friends pick on you for your nerdiness, they better watch our for your rage.
You are part Joey. You may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you're unrivalled when it comes to the opposite sex. You're a great friend, going great lengths when needed. Remember: your friends are your lifeline and you'd better not leave them behind. Success will be hard to find without them around.
You are Chandler. You're funny and that's why people like to have you around. You're also a great friend, and when someone you care about is in trouble, they know to come to you for some level-headed advice followed by some sharp sarcasm.
Must be karma.........for laughing at Mousey in the previous post, damn damn damn.
Im very traumatized now..........
I was thinking of shitting and prolly play with my ds or take a quick nap, and as i was happily, walking towards the toilet, i pushed open the main door.....then i pushed open the cubicle door.......its not lock mah so............holy macaroni cheesy shit, Lau Hero was inside the toilet, shitting.......OMG damn paiseh lah, its not like he's peeing but he's shitting, don't ask me about whether i saw his Small Hero or not because IM SO FREAKING DISTURBED AND TRAUMATIZED that i don't know where to place my eyes. I just told him "Wah lau eh, why you never lock one?" then i walked off. Back to my desk, i told Mousey and Ms Msn, saying im so paiseh this and that then laugh it off.
So you think the whole thing is over right??????????
NOOOOOOO......i did a very stupid thing, im so traumatized by the whole thing that when i walked off, i instinctively locked the main door, and he couldn't get out. Fortunately, he brought his HP in and called, i answered and opened the door for him, damn paiseh lah. I don't know what to say but Mousey was laughing very hard just now.
Im still disturb.........and traumatized.
Love, OB
I discover something
♥ 2:18 PM
I got a disturbing news.....................I just heard from Mousey that he thought of LB while he was peeing and he..........said he was hard.......argh sick!!!!!!
I feel disturb, tormented by the thoughts.
Love, OB
*Update*
Oh oh, just now while out for lunch with Mousey and SLL (Steven Lim Lookalike), i forgot to bring my tissue so i asked Mousey to buy drinks and also tissue for me. When he return i looked at him and burst out laughing.........the drink stall doesn't sell tissue but the uncle gave him his tissues, he came back with the tissue neatly folded just like those public toilet where you pay 10 cents to go in and discover that there isn't any toilet paper therefore you buy from the auntie.
Like bang sai zua.......hohoho T_______T
I hate Mondays
♥ 9:54 AM
Yesterday sucked. Today isn't looking good either.
Mondays,…
I hate ‘em. Goddamnit, I absolutely hate Mondays.
Mondays are Evil. If there were such a thing as ‘The Devil’, then Mondays would be one of his most vicious and effective inventions.
Goddamn frakkin’ Mondays. They oughta be outlawed.
Just dammit.
PS: On another note, I'm waiting impatiently for my pay cheque... Really hope I could cash it out today. Hope Miss MSN (our accountant) would at least put her erotic conversations aside and work out on our payslips for today.
*Takes a peek at her, with her glued to her screen, yakking away*
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Alas... I think she does not care...
Sucks.
With frustration, Mousey
*Update* Ms MSN only gave us the pay cheques before we go home. Shucks.
identity change
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Friday, August 24, 2007
2:08 PM
Due to a shocking truth and accusation by bimbo's boyfriend that my alterego nick actually resembles (copycat) another character whom also coincidentally, also named Nerd from another blog, much with a heavy heart, I've decided to look for another unique name which best resembles me.
It has been a fruitless search all day in Wikipedia (yes, I look for inspirations from Wikipedia. I will probably name my kids from there too.) till I came across the following:
"A mouse (plural mice) is a rodent that belongs to one of numerous species of small mammals. The best known mouse species is the common house mouse (Mus musculus). It is found in nearly all countries and, like the laboratory mouse, serves as an important model organism in biology, and is also a popular pet."
Somehow I got a warm fuzzy feeling when I read this.
And thus,
I shall be known as 'mousey', from now on, in my subsequent posts :)
Stay tuned.
with flying kisses, - mousey
♥ 11:03 AM
What a translation..............
Love,
OB
No title.......
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Thursday, August 23, 2007
5:41 PM
Gee....i wonder why everybody can update their blog regularly as i really can't man, nerd has been nagging asking to update but i just don't know what to write. As everybody by now should know that I'm a very busy worker, so busy that i've no time to go toilet. Well, what have i been doing? Beside playing games, msn-ing, surfing, doing my accounts, i also have to do some quotations and purchase orders, im a multi-tasker.
Now the most irritating bitch, shellfish got a new name, and i think its perfect, totally suits her, and its more Singaporean rather than using shellfish like so ang moh. This idea comes from Nerd by the way. Its............Sea hum, its dialect for shellfish, close to the heart and easy to remember.
Ok nothing to talk liao hence the title..........im so creative sometimes im amaze by my talent.
Love, OB (not odour body ah)
Splish Splash
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Wednesday, August 22, 2007
11:00 AM
Yet another cold, cold day. Gone is another perfect morning to laze in my bed :(
Dunno why I'm in the mood to compose poems lately :) Maybe I'm built to be a poet one day :) It just must be :)
Rain~
Raindrops falling on the grass, And raindrops falling on the trees. Raindrops falling on my office roof, But haha not upon me.
- Nerd
Something on KFC, shitting and lunching out
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Monday, August 20, 2007
2:47 PM
Since Nerd had already talk about last Sat, i shldn't say so much, he basically describe how we all felt towards him on that day.
Alright, today we had KFC for lunch, me and Nerd. I had this problem that whenever im lunching outside with Nerd, SLL (Stevenlim lookalike), i will always ended up shitting, oh i should have told your before hand that I seldom shit, probably one for 2 days the most so its kinda really "coincidence" that i always shit whenever i lunch out with them, i wonder what does that means.
Ok, im feeling giddy now and going to take a dump.
Love, Office bimbo
Ps# Wah lau eh, i nearly sign off as my real name.
Monday Blues
♥ 2:28 PM
Monday Blues
I got Monday blues, Friday seems so far away. I got Monday blues, wish I could go back to yesterday.
Received a call even before I reported for work. Stupid machine down again and cannot work.
Test this, change that, got it back on track. No thanks, but bye, and my boss ask me to come back.
I'm so bored at work, I'm feeling so blue. There seems to be no work, for me to do.
I got Monday blues, things seems very bleak. God bless me, I could last through this week.
I got the Monday blues, Friday really seems so far away. Damned, how I wish I could go back to Saturday!
- Nerd
hang overs...
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Sunday, August 19, 2007
12:39 PM
Woke up with a horrible headache this morning. And I missed my Doraemon cartoon!!!
Sad x 100
Come to think about it, I only have vague memories of what happened last night... We got one hell of a time drinking and playing Dai Di, Bluff(Dice) etc... In fact I'm probably so good till everyone buay tahan (cannot tolerate) me... I could remember clearly that Bimbo's boyfriend persistently consulting her whether can slap me anot though...
Heh.
Pretty sad that despite today being a Sunday, my mum isn't cooking today. #@$%. Apparently my third sis is bringing her out for a foot massage. This doesn't help the fact I didn't eat anything cept a chocolate fondue for the whole of yesterday.
Me: Mummy... I'm hungry...
My Mum: Go sleep lah. Liddat you won't be hungry already.
Me: .......
PS On a side note, I'm seriously considering taking MC to rest at home tomorrow... heh.
LB will definitely miss me a lot if I do. As I got sixth sense (actually 100% sure) there's machine problems to be faced tomorrow. (no one else in office to help her)
I'm such a genius :)
With love, Nerd
Umbrella
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Friday, August 17, 2007
9:53 AM
Rainy Friday, happy day!
More icing on cake, Shellfish is on MC today! (as predicted by Bimbo on Tuesday) Oh wait! Just heard from LB that she took urgent leave today as her son and daughter sick, awww what a wonderful excuse yah? Her evil counterpart, Merlion is working today though. Pretty rare! This is one of the rare Fridays he actually came to work on! Anyway his pathetic existence in this office world is of no signficance. Will elaborate more perhaps just on him in subsequent posts.
Tomorrow is Saturday, happy day! Meeting up with Bimbo, her boyfriend and Steven Lim lookalike for booze and Dai Di (Big 2) sessions tomorrow evening.
Seems like Steven Lim lookalike is raring to go to humilate me and get me drunk again...
*sighs*
- Nerd
Happy Ghost Festival
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Monday, August 13, 2007
8:23 PM
Today is officially the first day of Happy Ghost Festival month again! Happy Ghost Festival everyone!
To our horrid, Bimbo and me had goreng pisangs for teabreak again... These goreng pisangs were dead cold and downright awful... These are from the bottom of my heart... I'm not gonna censor all my thoughts any longer! These goreng pisangs has my votes to be a Fear Factor dish man... think about it, unripe green bananas, fried in olive oil, dead cold...
My mother says a picture paints a thousand words... Hence, ladies & germs... without much delay... let me present to you, the Golly... don't they just looked 'wonderful'?
PS: Bimbo found a couple of last Friday leftover goreng pisangs stashed in the fridge, still! Holy #@$%!
- Nerd
Something..........
♥ 10:31 AM
Stop giving us goreng pisang, im sick of it, its tasteless, bland, not crispy, everything about it is yucky.
the Toilet Fan
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Sunday, August 12, 2007
3:53 PM
*sigh*
Before we know it, weekend is gonna be over soon :( Yet another stupid wonderful week to be at work tomorrow! Come to think about it, the next public holiday is on 13th of Oct... Hari Raya Puasa... shucks yay!
Just bought a metal cased power supply to be fixed in the office toilet probably tomorrow. This is just part of the Male Boss plans in installing a fan in the common office toilet this week. Geez... As a matter of fact, I didn't knowam glad part of my miscellanous job scope is to install toilet fans...
Sibeh sian. Money is the root to all evil. Without money, I can't even go out today. The weather isn't helping much either. So hot! Talking about on the opposite side of God eh.
*sigh*
Nerd @_@
Something on Goreng Pisang
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Friday, August 10, 2007
4:29 PM
Just helped myself to the goreng pisangs (fried bananas) after an official invitation by LB earlier (if don't eat, she won't be happy lah. She not happy = We won't be happy too. Coercion integrity siah).
Initially, one would have thought that pile of grotesque, burnt looking things goreng pisangs on the pantry table was an early offering in preparation of the 7th Month post National Day celebration.
My mother told me looks could be deceiving. But guess what? The bananas tastes as bad good as they looks! I'm almost certain the first goreng pisang I took went immediately to my bowels heart loh (Trust me. I'm on the verge of shitting crying as I'm typing these).
But isn't life full of deciets and contradictions? Yet infront of LB, I still have to say the goreng pisangs tastes not bad... (not too sweet... just nice etc). My mother told me not to lie... guess I let her down again. Hope she understands this is a white lie so that I could continue to bring home money and support both of us...
So much so for the first post. I'm Nerd. Bimbo's best friend (haha, yah right). We all gonna pretty much talk about anything here (actually hor, the future is too bleak for us to see what this blog has in store for us).
Hence, be sure to stayed glued to this pathetic lot of space.
Cos we'll definitely be back, With vengence love.
Nerd
A happy post on why i love my LB
♥ 3:27 PM
LB = Lady boss, such a nice person, she talks with eyes protruding out like gold fish, so pretty. Great. *saracasm overload* Basically, her presence in the office shortens our life.
Great, she pisses me off, why can't she just ask properly in a proper manner and tone? i think her butt will itch if she's too nice. hmmmmmm. Luckily today is friday so no need to hear her beautiful voice for 2 days. But right now, im so irritated with her that i don't want to eat her Goreng Pisang *hmpf*
Oh btw, Im bimbo, who just basically spend my work time msn, play games, surf blog, gossip with colleagues, wah jia bo eng sia. There will be 2 people who will be blogging in this. So look out
Golly... don't they just looked 'wonderful'?