Ultimatum
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Friday, March 28, 2008
10:35 PM
Dear Seahum,
Do you know that you could be part of Singapore Guinness Book of Records?
Guess you are just simply unaware that how ridiculous and how much of a 'chicken pie' you have been for the past year or so?
Nin nabei,
Main server printer no paper, my fault. (I'm in toilet using toilet paper)
Main server BLACK ink catridge depleted, my fault. (I printed 4 coloured pages ONLY)
Air-con not on, my fault. (WTF?)
No more hot water, my fault. (do you want to blame me for no Ice cubes in fridge too?)
Toilet bowl got shit stain, my fault. (you probably can diagnose where is Mas Selamat by toilet stains too I guess?)
Your office desk got cockroach, my fault? (Xiao Qiang! Yuan Wang ah!)
Office got mouse, my fault also? (Brownie!)
Internet connection broke off, you accused me hacked into main server and simi lanjiao 'port filtering'.
And you discovered a virus at main server today and you maligned that it is through a file I've attached in my emails. (For the benefit of all Mankind, the 'file' is just a scanned document... didnt know besides dust particles, we could actually 'scan' virus into computer also.)
And nin nama,
You don't have to act pitiful and confide in SLL (Steven Lim Lookalike) that I'm making things difficult for you lah.
Big chicken pie.
Even if SLL side with you I also can't be in the least bothered at all.
Every morning bing bing bang bang here and there, you which part buay song? Left, right, center, in, out, up your ass?
SLL or the bosses came in, you start acting demure like Little Red Riding Hood and hiss and heehee here and there like gila xiao ding dong.
An advice,
My mother says hor, if you got illness, you should treat it while you still got hope lah.
But IMHO, I think you no hope liao loh.
No elixir can help you also.
And no, those abalone, bird nest, you Ji Kup from our company won't help with your mental illness despite me not being a Psychiatrist.
You once told me you could easily trace what websites we surf hor?
And I guess you took a lot of pride in surfing what we surf in office everyday probably hoping to get my sex scandal photos or videos like Edison Chen yah?
Sorry to disappoint you hor, I'm a virgin, so no photos loh.
Seriously I suspect got spiders went into your chicken pie and built a colony inside leh.
That's why your husband don't want to give it to you right? And probably that's the best reason every morning you so frustrated.
Tsk tsk.
Can't blame your husband you know?
Which guy in his sane of mind would want to fuck spider?
Before I end this letter, here's a tip for you about your daughter who is probably in remand centre or girls home right now:
Since you everyday share and wear your daughters' clothes, bra, panties and such, why don't you just wear her clothes (don't care got bra or panties anot) and go get locked up on her behalf instead?
Trust me, your daughter will be very touched if you do that.
And hey, I might just visit you with a can of abalone too.
Peace out.
- Mousey
Blackforest cake
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Monday, March 17, 2008
4:39 PM
My LB (lady boss) offered me a slice of blackforest cake and...
Laalaalaa...
My heart goes ji boom ji boom...
Blood courses furiously through my veins...
My face flushed with redness...
I feel like I'm in love again...
...
Damn, there's liquor inside the cake lah...
No wonder I feel so drunk...
Lucky I haven't get my driving license yet.
Wait they catch me for drink driving how.
Blackheart cake ah.
PS: On another note, this piece of news is brought to you Live by Bimbo... Sea Hum is having her period again! Ooo hooo... gonna run... gonna hide...
- Mousey
Hello~
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Friday, March 14, 2008
2:53 PM
*clearing the spider sperm off this page*
Harlow every burdy! :D~
After going on approximately 100+ days hiatus without updating this site...
I would like to let you guys know that my mother's son is still alive... and sad to say, I'm still working here too...
Much do I anticipate and look forward to moving on with my life, having a change in job and working environment, my wish was declined...
One of the reason I've stopped updating this site as I thought I'm quitting and parting with Bimbo for good you see... but well... sometimes things just doesn't goes as much as you planned in life. I found and accepted a new job. Signed the letter of appointment. Theoretically I should have formally resigned on this Tuesday but...
My resignation was rejected!
Not that it's that big a deal but just to let you know my Boss has never stopped anyone from leaving this company before.
After a heart to heart talk with my boss in his kind office for a combined, hour or so on Tuesday, he even offered to shoulder the hefty fine imposed on me for breaking the letter of appointment and to the agency. He also told me he will give me an increment too.
So after weighing all the PROS (Pay increment, Boss pay my penalties) and CONS (CB lang trio still around), and much against my wishes,
I've decided to stay.
According to all the online suggestions and advice, I know I should never accept a counteroffer from my former employer at all costs... But that's something I could not explain further... I could only divulge that I'm indebted to him...
Bimbo also happy about my decision to stay back too.
Heh.
Right now my priority is to get my driving license.
For one of my boss unfulfilled promises is that he will get me a G plate vehicle (is it a van?) when I got my license.
Life seems to be good :)
...
At least for now.
- Mousey
