The paper got leg ah
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Friday, November 21, 2008
12:04 PM
Email date was dated at 3.46pm on 20/11/08 and it was attention to Nobit.
Norbit reaction to the email:
1 hr later ~~~~~~~~~ surf net
2 hr later~~~~~~~~~ msn
yeah *knock off*
Date: 21/11/08
Time: 9am
Miracle things happen: Paper was at my desk *wide eyes*
Ooooooo the paper got leg, walk to my desk, *roll eyes*
Wah i didn't that actually we can drag our work do other stuff till after colleague/s left then sneakily put it on their table and NOOOOOO god forbid that i tell them when they are still in the office no cannot and i can just act blur the next day, maybe they will be deluded and see that the email is attention to them and NOOOOO i did not put it on their table cos u know what? the paper moved by itself *roll eyes*
See i can shua tai ji too *roll eyes till my eye balls hurt*
Love,
Bimbo
*knnbccb may u eyes leak pus*
Happy Family
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Friday, November 7, 2008
2:04 PM
Mousey : "Hello everyone... this is Mousey. Sorry for not updating this dirty lot of space for the past few months or so. But then again, who cares?"
Mousey : "Without any further ado, here's the character introduction which we owed you ladies and germs for so long"
Codename : Bimbo
Description : Sad to say she's the only sweet young thing in our office. Diligent and pretty, as always.
*Bimbo flips her hair and rolls her eyes*
"yo yo check it out man, i love beer, stick out my tongue and reveal my tummy" *sound so wrong*
Codename : Norbit
Description : Plump and grotesque. Bootlicker. Always steal food. Finishes all the teabreak leftovers, nuts in our office. Has a special craving for Italian sausages.
"I love papaya, peanuts and sex!"
Codename : Ms MSN
Description : Scandalous. MILF. Always dreamy about sex.
Codename : Lau Hero (Old Hero)
Description : Hawaiian wannabe. Peaceful but semi deaf. Drives the company van Too Fast Too Furious. Seventy plus and still going strong.
Codename : Seahum
Description : Claims to strike 4D, Toto every week. A Feng Shui specialist. Also a goodness knows all in our office. A dormant volcano.
*bing bing bang bang*
Codename : Steven Lim look-alike (SLL), Wild Boar
Description : A self centered, proud, snobbish, stubborn, horrible freak. Always has his hands in his pockets stimulating himself. In built bad breath which make kids cry. Stashes his room with blown up dolls.
Codename : Merlion
Description : Liability to company. Come to office eat and sleep and dirties the male toilet only. Bosses wrote off his existance eons ago.
"Zzzzz...."
Codename : Lady Boss, Godmother.
Description : Bimbo's Godmother. Loves apples. Showers both of us with extra treatment. Has a tongue which could hurt any mother's son or daughters badly.
Other than that she actually has a heart of gold.
Codename : Male Boss... duhz.
Description : The man closest to God. For he's the One whom pays us at the end of the day. Nuff said.
wah wah wah wah wah
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Thursday, November 6, 2008
5:36 PM
A VERY LOUD HIIIIIIIII TO EVERYONE!!!!!!
*doubt anybody read anyway*
Life has been good so far, Mousey still slave to SLL and me still slave to norbit. Guess you guys must have thought we would have leave this hell working place already right. Well, me and mousey cannot bear to leave our godmother behind as she's really very good to us, oh forgot to mention godmother is none other than our lady boss. *big wide grin*
Well i don't know whether is it a happy or sad things to say........... but sea hum is better towards me and mousey now so that means we will have nothing nasty to blog about her *kinda sad actually* but im sure u guys will rather we lead a better life here than everyday being torture right? right? right?
On a random note, yesterday while walking out for our lunch, i felt a sharp pain at my armpit area, my right armpit to be exact. I tried to touch it and slowly it became itchy, i don't understand why all of a sudden my armpit will feel pain and itchy so i scratch my armpit in public, Mousey was disturb by the scene and walked away with a disgusted look on his face, wth right, as if he no armpit like that, as if his armpit not itchy like that. Anyway, my fingers caught onto something and i pull out, it was what u know, an ant........................i was bitten at my armpit by an ant -____________-''' . Why ah?
Well, i really have nothing to blog about u know, nothing leh mousey. I've lost the magical touch. *hide in a corner and cry*
Love,
OB
It's a big red ant loh.
I suspect the red ant bitten her cos it's entrapped by the studs in her armpit. Hoho.
God breast me for spoiling this.
- Mousey
