Two Happy Workers!

Medical Certification

♥ Wednesday, October 31, 2007 8:57 PM

Put aside the fact that many people were laughing at me for drooling while taking a nap in the front cabin of the MRT this evening(I woke up with two 50 cents size wet spots on my shirt), I decided to go to my nearby clinic near my house for a quick medical checkup (deep inside I know I'm bery fit... but I still need a medical certificate for the upcoming Subaru Challenge)

Me: Auntie ah, yes, you, you ah, ask u ah, if I wanna see the doctor for a medical certificate, to prove that I'm fit, how much would that cost ah?

Receptionist 1 & 2: You talking to me or her? *two aunties pointing at each other*

*me tapping at the counter, waiting for an answer*

Receptionist 1: Young man! You cannot like this one you know? How could you don't see doctor want to buy MC directly from us! Cannot like that! *barks*

Me: NO LAH~ I not buying MC lah~ Like I said earlier, I want a medical certificate to prove that I'm fit and eligible for a challenge or competition. I am NOT looking for MC! *throws tissue and barks back*

Receptionist 1: Oh. *roll eyes*

Me = *Dulan x 100*

Receptionist 2: You need to let the doctor check you then. We won't know you got what problems or what tests you need to undergo.

*WTF?*

Me: Nevermind thanks.

Receptionist 2: Oh wait!

Me: *turns around and flash my billion dollars smile* yes~?

Receptionist 2: Next time you must bring your health booklet okie?

*WTF?*

- Mousey

Countdown to Subaru Challenge

♥ Saturday, October 27, 2007 10:05 AM

How time flies, Subaru Challenge is just next weekend now.

Today being a weekend and such, and since I've got nothing on these two days, I think I'm gonna try training for the event :)

Gotta put my palm on one of the cars below my flat and wait till the owner chase me away :)

Hope I could last :)

- Mousey

Sibeh angwee

♥ Wednesday, October 24, 2007 10:23 AM

Wa si sibeh angwee hor, and also sibeh dulan chicken pie lang 1 & 2 (sea hum & merlion). Mousey is at customer's factory now so he's not around and left wo zi eh lang in office. I sibeh angwee hor, i think hor sea hum got mental problem sia. It all started out yesterday.

Yesterday afternoon mousey received an email from her, strange cos she never cc or bcc anybody and personally to him, she said in the email about some work stuff and then asking mousey about blocking her on msn thing. Mousey blocked her is becos her msn nick always put something to say us (me or mousey), i was affected by it last time until i blocked her, so i suggested to mousey to block so as not to bother about what she said. So one day i happened to walked past her and saw her online checking out who's blocking her, so thats when she questioned mousey. Mousey replied her saying that yes he was affected by her msn nick thats why he blocked her. She came back with another email saying that she didn't know that he dislike her so much and anyway her msn is for herself (weird), her pals (she have?) & her family, nothing to do with office. Ok lor, then fine, and mousey did not reply anything back so we thought case closed. Shui zhi dao............at night, 945pm (yes, i got good memory), she smsed him asking not to be wishy washy and come straight to the point (?????) asking him what is it about her msn nick that affected him, blah blah blah, so i told mousey to reply "since it's just for ur family then guess its a misunderstanding", well guess you all know she confirm, guarantee + chop sure reply long long sms one, she said lots of things can't remember but main thing is she said "thanks for clarifying blah blah blah........anyway i prefer sll (stevem lim lookalike) zuo feng (style), he don't wishy washy and not fake, he come straight to the point". HAHAHAHA as if sll really like that hor (more on sll in another post). Don't u think she's really siao meh? My mother called her siao char bo. To think she actually gek diao in her heart from afternoon till late at night then sms mousey, CRAZY. I didn't know she care so much whether we blocked her or not, i guess she must be feeling weird as we are not affected by her bing bing bang bang and her msn nick so she cannot stand, must die die see our face angwee or sad then she high. Kaoz, smell her own armpit lah also high mah *snigger at her black armpit*.

I found her gossipping with merlion just now, but can't see what they talking about, 99.9% is about mousey, becos just now norbit ask her where is mousey, she replied in a feel-like-slapping-her-tone "i don'tttttt knowwwwww" probably thinking to herself that mousey is affected by her sms last night so mc today. Then merlion started to walk around the office talking loudly as lb went out. Then he asked "Where is mousey?" x 3. I didn't answered him, then he talked extremely loud, nearly bursting my eardrum "oei, talking to u, where is he?" then i said mousey went customer's factory, u know what he said? "oh so we know the answer, ha" x 3. Now, tell me, what is that suppose to mean? Sibeh hated chicken pie lang 1,2,3 lor.

i want to emphazise one thing, why mousey and me don't retaliate at them? Reason being, we are leaving this company soon, we want to get our bonus and if we do anything risky, we may end up kena sack hor, so better not, and we realise one thing, now the situaion seems like not favourable for us as sll is very gum with sea hum now.

Shall update anything exciting, which should be don't have lor, see my post also anyhow anyhow write one, sibeh mmm za ai sia simi gai lor. Eh sai hor wa idea bor?

Love,
Bimbo

Ps# im happy cos sll not in singapore, lalala.

Roti... Mati...

♥ Saturday, October 20, 2007 10:44 PM

Went downstairs with my lovely mother for dinner and grocery shopping this evening and both of us came back home bin che che (face green green)

...
..
.

There's (already) a price hike on all roti (bread) prices!

Kaya or boh kaya,
Chocolate or boh chocolate,
There will be a dramatic 20 cents increase!

...
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.

GST increased.
Fare prices increased.
Now roti price alsoooo increased.
Whatever the hell could be next?

Perhaps this video will pretty much sums up everything for me:

- Mousey
PS: Chey bah. Sekali someone from the Government body happens to chance upon our blog and hear my pleads and do something about it. I'm very hopeful about that :)

Nabei

♥ Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:10 AM

Nabei OBBF.

Limpeh take time off to update this Bog hor you hurt my feelings say limpeh post boring ah.
Ler an chua jing kiang eh.. ler lai update lah.
Wa feelings sibeh hurt ed by ler comments leh.

Say sorli.

Boh sorli hor, wa mai fren you liao.

Kan sibeh sian leh. Tio Tuesday blues.

Nabei work at this office only got ah ma and aunties.
Boh chio bu, ah huay, ah lian but got Bimbo ge gao liao lah.

Work here really sibeh sian.
Kua Sea Hum 'Chicken Pie' bin chao chao maciam tio dai chi. Bing bing bong bong kao pei kao bu.
Limpeh ai pa 999 kio mata lai liah yi.
Sibeh gila xiao ding dong.

Kua tio Lao Hero wa lang sibeh sian also.
'Chicken Pie' lang 1 2 3 (Sea Hum, Lao Hero, Merlion) zhuo ding si ho peng you.
Wa eh Bimbo pai ci yi lang. Ba kard liao mai talk to them.

Wah buay pai hor my Hokkien wei. Or more like Lanjiao(blue bird?) wei.
Wa bor si Hokkien lang but wa ai jiak Hokkien mee.
Wa si Heng Jiu lang (Hainanese).
Mai hiam buay pai la.

From:
Ai Pee, Ai Chee, Ai Tua Liap Nee,
Mousey

Batam...

♥ Monday, October 15, 2007 10:16 PM

What a sad and tiring day...

Though today being a Monday, there's only me and Merlion 'officially' working today... Only get to know last minute that we have to smuggle some goods to another Indonesian colleague at Batam...
Where else Bimbo and the rest of the staff were all on replacement off day... (as Saturday was Hari Raya Puasa)

*sigh*

So good right? Haix... I have to wake up at 5.15am somemore! As Officer in command Kiasu Merlion wanna meet me at 7.15am to catch the first ferry across to Batam. Hong gan lah don't ask me why.

*Double sigh*

On a bright note, I finally get to purchase a new USB cable for my Samsung K3 mp3 player today! (lost mine when I'm at Philippines last month) Took a cab to Samsung customer care center (situated at Toh Guan Road) just to buy this loh. I think I very clever loh as I wanna try claiming this cab fare when I'm back at the office tomorrow... Heh.

PS: Dear Bimbo, please don't disclose me okie?

Edit: I've also received my official letter from Mediacorp for the Subaru Challenge today! Yay!

- Mousey

A happy day

♥ Thursday, October 11, 2007 8:37 PM

Wah, what a happy day, i was feeling high throughout the whole day, as what mousey describe earlier.

We gave a few assumptions as to why Sea hum on mc today.

1) She is a professional, so she must maintain her record of one day of mc/urgent leave per week, if not she is not consider professional.
2) She's having her period, 2nd day. Because yesterday she spent her time bing bing bang bang non-stop, like machiam got PMS so should be her menses is here liao.
3) Mousey said she MC 20% of each year is because Lady Boss don't want to mark up her pay 20% so she gotta mark up herself and work 20% less, as once again, everybody repeat after me please............She is a Professional. Everything must work-related one.

But aboveall i think she is really sick as she was coughing very very jialat yesterday. Like want to vomit like that, *but only in front of bosses nia*

K lah, can't believe i actually update this post at home, ~~i got no life~~ i shun bian blog one since i happen to be at the comp, and happen to on the comp and happen my ass just sit on the cushion, so there.

Love,
OB

PS# oh oh, i gave this blog to OBBF's sis and there she is commenting on the tag board, please say hi to her, thankyouverymuchie. Please say hi if even there's only like *count fingers* 3 of us. *boohoohoo* sad x 100.

Wakaka...

♥ 3:59 PM

Bimbo and me are very happy today.

1) We had Sakae Sushi and I found a Hana Maki on a coloured (Not Red) plate! How lucky! Hoho...

2) Bimbo found a Surprise Gift with the following instructions (quoted below word for word as stated on the packaging)-
i) Push gift on table and beating.
ii) Shake few times and throw gift on table.
iii) Wait seconds and you will surprise the gift.

A pity we didn't buy this 'Surprise Gift' though...
PS: But on another note, Bimbo told me she will probably get the gift for OBBF... How sweet!

3) Sea Hum aka Shellfish is on MC again! She's really our idiot eh idol you know! Every week she will either MC or urgent leave one loh. Tsk tsk. Such Professional worker is really hard to come by these days. Always full of crap excuses like one of her dogters sick or son sick and that. She's literally making full use of the babies she had loh. And who knows, she might be making out and trying to conceive her 5th, or 6th demonic offspring right now.

Eew.

Hoped she contracts AIDS or something.

- Mousey

Disgusting Shit

♥ Friday, October 5, 2007 4:27 PM

*pui*
Just when i thought it can get any better, no..........i shouldn't have write the previous entry, its all just a pretty picture painted by me....YUCKS.

Never would I have thought that Sea Hum is such a faker, i mean, i know she is fake but she's so much more fakey (i know no such word, but i like) than what i think she is, like if there's a scale of fakeness of 1 to 10, probably she's 7 of what i thought she will be but in realistic, she's actually 20. Totally fake to the max and back stabbing people like nobody's business. *double pui*

What;s up with all the *bing bing bang bang* every morning when me or mousey is around? What's up with all the internet, router thing? You think you are so bloody smart is it? Then go and be something useful lah, like even a piece of tissue paper is useful than you lor. *roll eye*

As what mousey told me earlier, he felt like shitting on her face, i had this feeling too when i look at her. So mousey, after u finish shitting, is my turn OK........*roll eye*.

I can never understand someone like her, she is too cheemology for me to understand. Seriously, she act chio buay chio, act chim buay chim, act cute buay cute, act smart also buay smart. But one thing i must say is she's damn good in manipulating and controlling people's mind.

I hate her, i hope her *toot* *toot* got *toot* by something as big as
~~papaya,~~ ~~jackfruit,~~ watermelon, and then rot and smell.

ARRRRGGGGHHHH, i hate her!!!!!!

*Pui pui pui*

~~Love~~ No love cos im dulan-ing now,
OB

the witch, the pretty, the fugly...

♥ 3:48 PM

I'm back! (yeah, since a few days ago...)

And my much anticipated weekend is finally just around the corner after working consecutively for nearly 2 weeks...!

On a random note, I've finally called through Fm98.7 hotline yesterday morning and was the 1st caller and hence I'm through to the 2nd qualifying round on 3rd of November!

Sibeh dulan Sea Hum aka Shellfish. Lucky she's not one of the politicians of Singapore else other countries sure declare war on us one. Cannot believe such an evil person exists... sowing discord, backstabbing practically everyone in the office... for no virtual gains or benefits... probably simply just to appease her sick montrosity mentality!

But alas... there's nothing Bimbo and me could do about it.

Kinda grateful to Bimbo for helping me banking in my cheque last week... else I don't even have money to take a cab back home when I came back from Philippines last Sunday. =)

Else I'm probably still stuck at the airport and you won't be able to read these. Lol.

- Mousey