Medical Certification
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
8:57 PM
Put aside the fact that many people were laughing at me for drooling while taking a nap in the front cabin of the MRT this evening(I woke up with two 50 cents size wet spots on my shirt), I decided to go to my nearby clinic near my house for a quick medical checkup (deep inside I know I'm bery fit... but I still need a medical certificate for the upcoming Subaru Challenge)
Me: Auntie ah, yes, you, you ah, ask u ah, if I wanna see the doctor for a medical certificate, to prove that I'm fit, how much would that cost ah?
Receptionist 1 & 2: You talking to me or her? *two aunties pointing at each other*
*me tapping at the counter, waiting for an answer*
Receptionist 1: Young man! You cannot like this one you know? How could you don't see doctor want to buy MC directly from us! Cannot like that! *barks*
Me: NO LAH~ I not buying MC lah~ Like I said earlier, I want a medical certificate to prove that I'm fit and eligible for a challenge or competition. I am NOT looking for MC! *throws tissue and barks back*
Receptionist 1: Oh. *roll eyes*
Me = *Dulan x 100*
Receptionist 2: You need to let the doctor check you then. We won't know you got what problems or what tests you need to undergo.
*WTF?*
Me: Nevermind thanks.
Receptionist 2: Oh wait!
Me: *turns around and flash my billion dollars smile* yes~?
Receptionist 2: Next time you must bring your health booklet okie?
*WTF?*
- Mousey
