Sea Hum Chicken Pie
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Monday, December 3, 2007
2:05 PM
Nothing much has happened since the last update.
Life still sucks as with the people around here (cept you of cos, Bimbo)
As a matter of fact, to think it actually crossed my mind to make peace with Sea Hum 2 weeks ago (Peace to the World, people!) Man, I couldn't erred worse than that. Not only have I abolished that thought, the situation between us had worsen so bad till I occasionally hallucinating tying her up and stab her with fork loh (and no, I'm not into bondage... at least not with her).
Only had my internet connection on a part time basis (could only connect to the network less than 50% of the time) since last week. 'Why leh?' you asked me. I consulted the Plofessional (Sea Hum) and all she could told me is 'I dunno eh I dunno eh I dunno eh' *chants*.
Yet whenever the bosses yelled that they are affected and could not access the wireless network too, she starts to react differently.
If only things were as easy as it seems though. (she solves the problem, kaput, case closed etc)
Everytime she resets the router (how hard can this be), she chose to do it in her infamous way of ping ping bang bang. And she eventually started to self talk too!(maybe not self talk, but cursing Bimbo and me instead).
After a few days, she jumped into conclusion and actually has the cheek to accuse Bimbo and me, guilty of 'ports filtering'.
Har? Simi ports filtering? Airport and fish fillet I know but aku (me) don't know what she meant by ports filtering. Worse still, she starts telling every father, mothers' sons and daughters it's due to our fault thats why bosses cannot connect to the wireless network.
I catch your pardon. Simi lanjiao (blue bird)?
Bimbo and me didn't tampered with any settings loh you this sick pathetic mother.
She thought everyone is like her you know. So eng (free) can plot devious plans to sabotage others just for the sheer sinister glee of it. She fails to acknowledge both me and Bimbo are actually very busy one lor!
Everyday got people die but why can't she be one of them.
On another note, I fly Bimbo's kite and didn't have lunch with her today.
To make matters worse, I had it with SLL (Steven Lim Lookalike)...
Dear Bimbo, could you please forgive me?
- Mousey
