Happy Family
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Friday, November 7, 2008
2:04 PM
Mousey : "Hello everyone... this is Mousey. Sorry for not updating this dirty lot of space for the past few months or so. But then again, who cares?"
Mousey : "Without any further ado, here's the character introduction which we owed you ladies and germs for so long"
Codename : Bimbo
Description : Sad to say she's the only sweet young thing in our office. Diligent and pretty, as always.
*Bimbo flips her hair and rolls her eyes*
"yo yo check it out man, i love beer, stick out my tongue and reveal my tummy" *sound so wrong*
Codename : Norbit
Description : Plump and grotesque. Bootlicker. Always steal food. Finishes all the teabreak leftovers, nuts in our office. Has a special craving for Italian sausages.
"I love papaya, peanuts and sex!"
Codename : Ms MSN
Description : Scandalous. MILF. Always dreamy about sex.
Codename : Lau Hero (Old Hero)
Description : Hawaiian wannabe. Peaceful but semi deaf. Drives the company van Too Fast Too Furious. Seventy plus and still going strong.
Codename : Seahum
Description : Claims to strike 4D, Toto every week. A Feng Shui specialist. Also a goodness knows all in our office. A dormant volcano.
*bing bing bang bang*
Codename : Steven Lim look-alike (SLL), Wild Boar
Description : A self centered, proud, snobbish, stubborn, horrible freak. Always has his hands in his pockets stimulating himself. In built bad breath which make kids cry. Stashes his room with blown up dolls.
Codename : Merlion
Description : Liability to company. Come to office eat and sleep and dirties the male toilet only. Bosses wrote off his existance eons ago.
"Zzzzz...."
Codename : Lady Boss, Godmother.
Description : Bimbo's Godmother. Loves apples. Showers both of us with extra treatment. Has a tongue which could hurt any mother's son or daughters badly.
Other than that she actually has a heart of gold.
Codename : Male Boss... duhz.
Description : The man closest to God. For he's the One whom pays us at the end of the day. Nuff said.
